Knitted terrorist profile
Brenna Satchel, codename: ZAPPA
What is your weapon of choice?
Scalpels. Small, sharp, and devasting, like me.
What is your favourite yarn?
Razor wire. Oh yarn!? Knittingwise I would say, anything dyed black and made of natural fibre.
What constitutes happiness for you?
Loud music, leather trousers, plenty of sweat, a bottle of cold beer and loads of my friends around.
Provide us with your favourite manifesto quote:
“My mind may be dirty but my clothes are clean. I ain’t got no use for your washing machine.” Zodiac Mindwarp. So deep. So profound. An existential exploration of the state of the consumerist, sex driven society in which we live. I never get tired of it.
What is your most treasured possession?
Well I don’t have many possessions, I tend to lose things, or give them away. But I am never without a pair of shades. So useful. And I have a little book, a little Taschen book. I like to look at it. I can't tell you the title. Oh and Secret Agent Knitmonkey gave me a knitty t-shirt. I wear that a lot.
Which terrorist/freedom fighter/capitalist pigdog (we like to be open-minded) do you most admire and why?
Che Guevara. Looked great, and looked great on a motorcycle.
What is your favourite film torture scene? Anything from Dirty Dancing cannot be used, in order to protect the innocent.
I like that scene in one of the Fu Manchu films where he ties the woman up and brands her back. Nasty. And Christopher Lee is marvellous.
What is your greatest fear?
I fear nothing. At all.
What is your most unappealing habit?
Scratching my bum and picking my nose with my bowey knife. Oh and apparently I fart in bed a lot.
Which song would you like played at your funeral?
Well it’s pretty corny. I am almost too embarrassed to admit. Light My Fire, The Doors.
