Knitted terrorist profile
Leon Petrol, codename: DOGBISCUIT
What is your weapon of choice?
I like ze use of something quiet, avec l’imagination and my artistic instinct, yet… I feel very strongly, deep in ze soul, zat ze victim should enjoy their last few moments. Zo I am in favour of la nuit, ze soft breeze of la nuit d’été, limbs tangled together wiz passion, a vodka martini laced with something….. Then I can watch the zouls depart in my own time, leaving a perfect corpse…. zeir life-force gone, zeir husk remaining.
What is your favourite yarn?
100% zilk, only. Fully processed please. I want no, how you say, slobbing or l’herbe.
What constitutes happiness for you?
I ‘ave no happiness. Life iz a fight for survival.
Provide us with your favourite manifesto quote:
I have no manifesto for my life. J’ai dans l’obsurité.
What is your most treasured possession?
The closing of ze vail of life. I hold each passing dans ma coeur.
Which terrorist/freedom fighter/capitalist pigdog (we like to be open-minded) do you most admire and why?
Non. Admiration c’est pour ze fools.
What is your favourite film torture scene? Anything from Dirty Dancing cannot be used, in order to protect the innocent.
Due to your removal of my freedom of speech, I will ‘ave to choose ‘Footloose’, in particular the gruesome scene of Chrees Penn discovering his dancing zoul. I do protest ‘owever, foolish human.
What is your greatest fear?
Sunshine.
What is your most unappealing habit?
Pah.
Which song would you like played at your funeral?
The silence of death.